A poem about a cat

The incredibly fat orange cat,
sat on the lumo pink mat,
he wore a large blue top hat,
and did nothing except catch the occasional rat.
The incredibly fat orange cat,
never has time for idle chit-chat,
and don't even think about giving him a pat,
or you'll soon feel the fat cats wrath.
The incredibly fat orange cat ,
was actually quite lonely in fact,
because having a chat,
about a rat,
while you sit on a scratchy lumo pink mat,
with a fat orange cat,
cab be quite a bore you see
why don't look at me!
You are the one who has to pat,
the incredibly fat orange cat .